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Top 15 Democratic National Convention pickup lines:

15. Wanna see a nude photo of New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson?
14. Where does a guy go to get Spitzer’d?
13. Has anyone ever said you look like a young Madeline Albright?
12. How’d you like to be on the cover of National Enquirer?
11. Play your cards right and I’ll get you in to hear the speech by Illinois State Comptroller Dan Hynes
10.Wanna form a more perfect union?
9. Something’s rising and it’s not the national debt
8. I’m stiffer than John Kerry
7. Let’s go someplace and release our delegates
6. Care to join the wife and me for a little ‘bipartisanship’?
5. I’ll make you scream like Howard Dean
4. Now that’s what I call a stimulus package
3. I ‘m gonna Barack your world
2. Wanna pretend we’re Republicans and have gay bathroom sex?
1. Hi, I’m John Edwards