Zombie Slayer

It's a bit early for Halloween, but I'd like to suggest what we have in the GOP's McCain-Palin '08 ticket are a pair of zombie candidates. And I'm not just saying this because McCain's old and looks a little desiccated. Hear me out.

Zombies: they don't know they're dead. They just keep stiff-leggedly lurching around trying to eat human flesh and human brains 'til someone stops them and buries them for good.